Friday, February 29, 2008

Baseball and Thankfulness

I'm just back from about six hours at the baseball field, and loved every minute. We had a double header scrimmage against another high school. It was lots of fun catching up with all the families. It was one of those strange weather nights - cold at 5:00, then kind of warmer, then colder and very foggy. Strange foggy.

Some of the parents arranged a cookout so there was lots of good food. Gosh, that first hotdog of the baseball season tastes good!

Lots of batters were hit by pitches - that's not unusual early in the season. Or mid-season. Or the end. It's always scary. One kid got beaned (baseball-speak for hit in the head/helmet), but luckily all those guys were all right. One kid who wasn't all right was a fielder for the other team who was hit in the mouth by a ball deflected off his glove while he was trying to field it. Two of his teeth were knocked out. The guys walked out to second base, where it happened, and kicked around in the dirt for about five minutes, and naturally did not recover the teeth. We didn't know what was going on, exactly, on the sidelines. We decided all the moms should have gone out and gotten down on our hands and knees and felt around for the teeth (how else could you find them in the dirt?) until we found them. Besides, can anyone with a Y chromosome ever find his socks, much less two little teeth in the dirt?

I don't mean to make light of this at all. We are praying for a speedy recovery. One of the dads said he was in the emergency room and they were waiting for an oral surgeon. Which brings me to the title of this post. I try to remember to be thankful at the end of every baseball game. Thankful for our strong, healthy, good boys. Thankful for a safe environment (including our beautiful ball field) and skilled coaches and supportive families. Thankful for the great education our boys are receiving. Thankful for all the great friends I've made over the past four baseball seasons.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Cool Project + Great New Blog


http://aherncentral.blogspot.com/2008/01/altered-itemme.html I ran across this great project while checking one of my favorite blogs today - Emilie Ahern. I've added a link to her blog at the left and here's the link to her project shown here. http://aherncentral.blogspot.com/2008/01/altered-itemme.html She's a great photographer and is very creative - you'll find lots of fun ideas there. This whole blog thing has become very addictive for me. I hope you'll like some of my great finds.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Love of Books (bibliophilia)


"Instead of going to Paris to attend lectures, go to the public library, and you won’t come out for twenty years, if you really wish to learn." Leo Tolstoy

"The closest thing we will ever come to an orderly universe is a good library.
Ashleigh Brilliant

"It is with the reading of books the same as with looking at pictures; one must, without doubt, without hesitations, with assurance, admire what is beautiful."
Vincent van Gogh

"If there’s a book you really want to read but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

"Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty."
George Bernard Shaw

I love books and libraries. Even more than scrapbooking but not as much as food. I spent some time at the main branch of the Memphis Public Library today, and now I have lots to read.

Check my latests lists (to the left) - Favorite Books and "Books to Read". Let me know your favorites.

One More Time



Ok, this time, three minutes later. Maybe we'll call this Carol's Rule of Three. Try three times before giving up. If you give up, try again three minutes later. I like it.

Now, to the point of the post, and to tell about the successfully uploaded pictures. I used two packets out of my Homemade Gourmet box today. First was coleslaw mix. It calls for 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 2 tablespoons of vinegar in additon to the mix and 2 pounds of shredded cabbage. I find it interesting that they call for pounds versus heads or cups - a reflection on the trend of buying that kind of thing in a bag (measured by weight).

Here goes. It was very easy to mix up (especially with pre-shredded cabbage), and when I tasted it just after mixing, it was way too sugary. The directions said to let it sit for an hour or two. I did this, tasted again, and it was still very sweet. Nothing some extra vinegar won't cure. Even with the mayo, it could use a little creaminess, I think. Cole slaw is a very personal thing, and I usually have mine on top of a Corky's barbeque sandwich, so who knows. It may be a Texas thing since the company is based in Texas, as evidenced by the names of their products - "Texas Cornbread" and "Texas Cobbler." Even though I made both of these today, the cole slaw doesn't go with the chicken. Not for me. On to the chicken, here goes...

The chicken is phenomenal - hungry, but picky, teenage boy gave his thumbs up (better than a Michelin star). It's definitely more complicated than the cole slaw. I used the garlic lemon seasoning mix. Here's what I did, but I'm not sure I could duplicate it. I tend to complicate things. I'll just tell you what I did - then you're on your own. Before I start, do you ever just pull out the stuff you have and try to find a recipe that will use what you have (I'm not a good planner-aheader-grocery-shopper)? Food Network is a good site to visit - you can enter key-words, but it seems there's always one ingredient I don't have, so I just venture out on my own. In my mind, that's where the great cooks begin. Here's my path to greatness...

I sliced up one huge chicken breast. In a non-stick skillet, I melted butter till sizzling, then added raw chicken slices (note to self - bleach the countertops). I sliced 4 big green onions (my neighbors brought them the other day) and tossed them in. I threw 2 tablespoons of the Homemade Gourmet garlic lemon seasoning in. I cooked all this on medium-high until the chicken started to brown. At some point, I decided to add a couple of teaspoons of minced garlic in the jar - it browns quickly. I took the chicken out. To the pan I added 1/2 cup white wine (Sauvignon Blanc), juice of one lemon, more butter and a couple of spoonfuls of capers. A little more butter, then I turned off the burner.

I served the chicken with a little sauce over the top of the chicken and seasoned rice(same garlic lemon seasoning. It really is good. I'm going to eat now...

How Many Times...

...how many times do you try to do something before you give up? Specifically, on the computer? For me, it's probably three. I've just tried three times to upload a picture to this blog (clearly something I've done before), with no success. I'll try later. Too bad, because I was in a blogging mood. I've been cooking, so the food-photographer wanna-be was raging. One success, one not-so-much.

More later, when Blogger (I KNOW it's them, not me) is working properly. Life lesson: It's usually not about me.

Monday, February 25, 2008

New Favorite Blog


For those of you new to the world of blogging (see previous post - "What's a Blog?"), I want to talk about my newest favorite blog (I still love you, Pioneer Woman!) I've added the link at left - it's called "Just Us." This is probably the first blog, besides Lundy's, I started reading regularly. I was reading Creating Keepsakes, my favorite scrapbook magazine, and found the reference to this blog. Elizabeth (author of "Just Us" blog) is the Scrapbooker of the Year (SOY), a huge honor in SB World. I should back up and tell you that many of the blogs endorsed/accompanying a magazine are very dull and just serve a promotional function for the magazine. They're seldom updated. More and more, I'm reading that frequent updates are the key to a thriving blog.

I digress. I clicked on "Just Us" and was pleasantly surprised. Elizabeth posts nearly every day and she always includes beautiful photos, often of her scrapbook work, but sometimes just great people pictures or other fun stuff. She's so original and beautiful and downright sweet, not unlike Pioneer Woman.

Elizabeth also includes music on her blog. That can be irritating if you don't share similar musical interests. It interferes with any streaming music if you do that. It turns out that I like Elizabeth's musical choices better than my own! If you don't know about Pandora.com, try it sometime. It's like a radio station that you tailor to what you like. It's too hard to explain in this post, but really a simple, brilliant concept. I'll add the link to Favorite Links at left, in case you want to try it. Warning: It uses band-width. My friend Keith explained that to me when I joyfully showed him my work-place fun with Pandora. The place in which we were working used a borrowed wireless connection and I was unwittingly turning the friendly neighbor's "high-speed internet" into "a stroll in the park internet" connection. All that to say, when it's just me here at home, I pull out all the stops and stream whatever music I like, usually the "Just Us" playlist.

Ok, all that to say, take a look at "Just Us" - it's worth your time!

Nothing to Eat!

After spending no less than $500 on food last week (well, $300 of that was at Sam's and included plenty of non-food items, I'm sure), I had nothing for dinner last night. The picture is of the great kit of seasonings and mixes I bought from Homemade Gourmet. It has lots of ideas, but I have to actually look in the box and pick up all the handy recipe hints included, and maybe remember what I decided on when I stop by the grocery store. I bought chicken on my way home today, gambling that I'll be able to pull something out out the box to combine it with. I'll let you know.

Just to be safe, I have some hamburger patties - that never fails to please the kiddo. Speaking of Sam's, don't you just love their stuff? My current Sam's favorites are lump crabmeat, Tuscan Bruschetta, mini-cucumbers that aren't bitter in the winter, fresh salsa and great strawberries for a bargain. I always buy a big thing of bananas, too - they're something like 98 cents - the only thing there for less than $9.88! Everyone says CostCo's better, but I hate to drive out to WolfChase (unless it's for the two amazing scrapbook stores), and there's a Sam's practically five minutes away from me on Covington Pike. Have to go during the week - it's a zoo on weekends. And don't ever go when they have a tasting event - I promise you, half of Memphis' families feed their kids there. The normally sweet old ladies hawking their samples get very grouchy that weekend when the kids are swarming around like catfish. It's kind of funny and sad at the same time.

Gotta call. Aforementioned kiddo's on the way home from baseball practice so I've got to start the aforementioned hamburgers! More later...

Friday, February 22, 2008

Cats are Predators


My most important task today was to buy cat food. They picture the huge (16 lb.) bag of food as an injured antelope in the Sahara. They'd kill and eat my family if they were big enough. I can see why people prefer dogs. Only thing is, they are easy. And our back yard is not fenced. I go round and round on the cats v. dogs thing, and I think dogs go better with Republicans, but that's neither here nor there. The cats are easy. They can manage the weekend alone. Big advantage.

I need to tuck the big bag of food into the airtight container so they don't rip the bag open like a poor zebra's belly - I'll have a mess to clean up. If anyone knows of a cat-lady who needs two more....

Heavenly Hyacinths!

I went to Kroger to buy cat food, only cat food. As I passed the produce section toward floral, I pushed my cart into a cloud of heavenly fragrance. At first I thought it must be lilies and then I saw the $4.99 potted hyacinths. They were half price. I bought this beautiful specimen. It has four amazing blooms. They were in several colors from purple and pink to this lovely very light pink - almost white. It was the Kroger on Sanderlin and there were only a dozen or so left. Beware: If you decide to go, remember that the tennis tournament is going on and traffic is a little hectic. What a sports weekend we're having in Memphis!

Let me know if you get in on the flowers, and if you ever have any luck with them coming back the following year if you plant the bulbs. I have a pink hydrangea in my yard that has struggled but survived for a number of years from a poor, usually short-lived grocery store plant!

To-Do Lists + Reality TV

Here's my list for today - only the most important things. I started the walking in circles thing and couldn't find my Hip Household Organizer I made at Archiver's a couple of months ago. I really love it - it's nice and big and has lots of pockets and room for all kinds of stuff. It would help if I could find it. Finally found it in guest room after reaching near panic stage because it has my Brazilian Visa application and I have to turn that in this weekend. I have to get two more passport pictures taken today to go with the application. And the cats are down to the last few morsels of food. If I don't get food for them today, I suppose they'll have to live for a few days on all the food they scatter around on the floor. A million things to do, and here I sit blogging. Avoidance?

I just heard on the radio that the Tigers/Vols game tickets are going for around $3,000 on an auction they're doing for charity. I'll try to post you on the final selling price.

Speaking of the game, I will not be making a prediction. My prediction about Yau-Man winning Survivor (see previous post) was completely wrong - he was the third person voted off last night. Of course, he was a big target because he is full of integrity and is beloved by everyone. I hate it when the nice people get voted off and the mean people win. At least Johnny Fairplay (he is diabolical and a VERY BAD actor) was the first to leave. So now I don't care. I have to say the challenges were great last night. I'm really surprised no one suffered a broken neck in the island version of football. It was brutal. The coconut toss was very clever, too. Very much like basketball with a twist. I wish they'd do a 30 minute show without all the drama and scheming and drawn out tribal councils and just show the challenges.

Now that the writer's strike has ended, we'll get some real television. Can you believe the proliferation of reality shows? I'm not the only one in my circle of friends who's addicted to them - just look at Juli's blog (JustFindYourJoy - see link at left) - her list of favorite tv shows is not unlike mine.

All for now - GOTTA get busy!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Go Tigers Go!

I'm not much of a sports fan (except for son's high school baseball and the World Series), but who can live in Memhis and not be excited about Saturday's game? I halfway watched the game against UAB last weekend where we pulled out a win at the last (literally) second. It made me nervous, but I read one of my million magazines and watched the game with one eye. Memphis and Tennessee were ranked number 1 and 2, respectively, going into last night's game. They both won, so we have the perfect storm. It's bigger than the SuperBowl. Seriously. For those of us in Memphis, anyway.

I used to love college basketball back in the day, when I was a "Memphis State" student. I was there when we went to the Final Four - in the Keith Lee days. On the rare occasions when I watch, it really gets my heart pounding. I like basketball because it's pretty easy to understand. I've tried and tried and have given up on football. I probably know as much as I do about baseball (not that much in the scheme of things) from years of keeping the scorebook for kiddo's team. I really do love that. People who know me give me a strange look when I start up about how much fun it is to keep score in baseball. It really keeps you in the game.

Well, I'm getting off track. Back to basketball. If you've heard rumors of tickets going for $10,000, here's the truth. I just checked eBay, and 2 tickets went for $500, 4 for $710 - those were the only two completed auctions. Someone's offering two for $7,500 and that auction's set to expire tonight. It looks like the market's not there. Of course, one thing I've learned through my experience in the business world - asking and getting aren't the same thing! It's still early, though, and this is just eBay, but I think it's a pretty good indicator of the market value. I'll be watching from the comfort of my den, although if anyone knows of any parties with a huge TV and fun people involved, let me know - I might just crash the party! I have a feeling lots of parties will be popping up this week.

I hope to write a jubilant post on Sunday morning after the big game. If not, I'll probably post another picture of waffles and make no mention of the game. For all the U of M fans out there, let's show our support, wear blue and enjoy the ride!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Food = Love

I've been thinking lots about communication lately. This blog is a new form of communication for me, and now that my loyal friends are reading it and saying such nice things to me about it, it's no longer a one-way message.

For a couple of years now, I've been missing all the conversations I used to have with my son. The teenage years have taken a toll on the mother-son talks. I remember all the hours of bedtime stories, the million questions (when is that - around seven or eight years old?), and all the sweet words we exchanged. I really miss all that, so very much. My friends with older children assure me that they come around again. I'm waiting for that.

In the meantime, the best way to tell him I love him is through food. He never raves about anything I fix, but when he mutters "This is good" or asks me when I'm going to fix a particular thing again, I know I've succeeded. I'm not kidding myself - he doesn't really appreciate it now. He even prefers other moms' meals. I no longer make the best chocolate chip cookies - that honor goes to Renee K. But I know there are a hundred ways to make Maryland crab cakes and no one's will be quite like mine. And now that he's driving to school, I've been trying to have his dinner ready when he walks in from baseball practice around 7:00. I'm no June Cleaver, in fact, I'm about as far from that as you can get. No, seriously. But I do love my son. And I'm learning his language. Food.

The first picture is of the crab cake sandwich I made for him. The second picture is of the other, not-so-pretty crab cakes. They're far from perfect (the best ones went on the sandwich), and falling apart in places, unevenly browned and they caused me pain when they spattered on me while they cooked. Now, if that's not a metaphor for love, I don't know what is. Not sure what unevenly browned represents, but you get the idea.

One other thing, and then I'm going to eat. My new dream job is to be a food photographer. If anyone hears of an opening in this area, let me know. I have no credentials except I love food and I love to take pictures of food. It sits still and doesn't complain and poses for as long as I need. This makes me think of my friend Martha Hopkins' cookbook. It deserves its own post, so I'll write more about it later.

I'm off to eat the not-so-pretty crabcakes.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Flowers and Weeds


The same day I noticed the daffodils blooming, I also saw the dandelions. Did you know "dandelion" comes from the French for "lion's tooth" since that is the shape of their leaves? Did you also know that a weed is any plant you don't want? I'm sure there are some life lessons here - the good with the bad, the yin and the yang, weeding out the stuff we don't want in our lives - you get the idea. I always think about spiritual lessons in the garden.

Speaking of gardening, I can't wait to get outside and dig in the dirt this time of year. It's too early to plant annuals, since we always get a frost. I think the day the experts say is April 15th. When I used to do accounting work, it wasn't difficult to resist since I was working dawn to dusk. For now, I could cut back the monkey grass, mulch the flower beds (right on top of the leaves I never raked, and maybe plant a few pansies or just pull up the summer stuff I never got around to.

For today, I'm headed off to my "niece" Christine's birthday party at The Incredible Pizza Company. She's my BFF Angela's daughter and we tease about time-sharing our boy and their girl. Better run - party starts soon!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Card Making


Here are the fruits of my labor spent at Archiver's yesterday. The tall cards (about the size of a legal envelope) seem to be the hot thing right now. I've received two cards this size in the last few weeks - both from very hip people (Sally P for one). Brown with any bright color also seems to be the rage. I'm going to put these on Etsy to sell (see link at side) to see if I can subsidize my Archiver's spending. I'm not even considering my labor since papercrafting (cardmaking and scrapbooking, primarily) are therapeutic for me.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Girl Scout Laws


I just grabbed my Junior and Cadette scout manuals and got a kick out of the fact that I completed the Housekeeping badge. Anyone who's been to my house knows that one didn't stick! I read the Girl Scout Laws, and I think they're timeless. Here they are, from the 1969 edition: A Girl Scout's honor is to be trusted. A Girl Scout is loyal. A Girl Scout's duty is to be useful and to help others. A Girl Scout is a friend to all and a sister to every other Girl Scout. A Girl Scout is courteous, is a friend to animals, obeys orders, is cheerful, thrifty and clean in thought, word and deed. Wow, these are some great thoughts. I'll try to be a good Girl Scout today.

Archivers

Since I have nothing I must do today, I'm going to head to Archivers as soon as I can get all my stuff together. I'm going early to work in their great workspace. The Mania (their word for group scrapbooking session) goes from 5:00 to 11:00, so will do that, too, but might not stay till the end. I come home so keyed up and it takes me a couple of hours to wind down. They really are fun, though, and my friend Diana who works there, is the hostess. I tease her mercilessly because on one of her evaluations forms, one of the attendees told her to "get a personality." If you know Diana, you know she has a great personality and a highly developed sense of humor. Well, you can't please everyone.

Archiver's is a place to consider for birthday parties or Girl Scouts meetings. Check my link to the side and click it for the Memphis store's calendar of events. Did you know there's a Scrapbooking Badge now? More about Scouting in another post.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

More on Valentine's Day


The goodies are from Sally P's Homemade Gourmet party this morning. Don't you love the lips cookies? Sally is so festive - she had so many cute Valentine's decorations. She is full of joy!

The Homemade Gourmet distributor is a sweet girl named Dalene - she's a good friend of Sally's. I bought the "4 Meals in 4 Minutes Collection." We'll see if I can use it all. It's enough for 56 meals, but I'll have to divide that number by 3 since these are probably for normal serving sizes. Hungry Teenage Boy usually eats at least three servings - his body is a furnace for food! I'll let you know how they are - look for future reviews. I had three cups of very good coffee (a new product for them) and the mocha muffins (pictured) and very good Baked Brie Bites. They are wontons wrapped around little bits of Brie and Mock Spinach Dip. They were good and different from the standard party fare. If you're interested, I can put you in touch with Dalene.

I've taken another picture of the Valentine card I made. The lighting is everything, well, having the right background helps. The color is much truer in this picture than in the previous post.

I'd better get busy now, before the three cups of coffee wear off! All for now.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Valentine Cards

Here's one of the grand total of five Valentines I made - just made them today. For as much Valentine's stuff as I bought, my cost per card is very high. I'll mail them tomorrow and the ones in town might make it to their destination on time. Oh, well. I only got about half my Christmas cards out. I should start on St. Patrick's day cards now!

I might try to take another picture of this one in the morning when the light is better. I used the "museum" setting on my camera with the Valentine taped to my kitchen's yellow wall, and it turned out way too yellow.

I downloaded a free 30 day trial of Adobe Photoshop Elements 6 and am going to give it a try. It's what all the scrapbooking gurus use, so it must be good. I could probably correct my color on that. I'm sure I can. I want to do a slide show with music for all our old family photos. I'll also have to buy a color scanner, but they're not too expensive. Mack's cousin Heather did it for Christmas for all their family and it was really wonderful. She used a program called PhotoStory, but Elements can do it, too, plus all the photoediting and digital scrapbooking stuff.

My favorite things to use right now, as far as scrapbooking and cardmaking, are my acrylic (clear) stamps and ink on all the edges and rhinestones. Brown and pink and aqua are the colors I love - not just now but always. They happen to be the hot colors in the scrapbook world at the moment. I think brown is big for weddings, too. My friend Ruth's future daughter-in-law, Lenox, is having brown bridesmaids dresses. I think she said she is pairing them with crimson or some shade of red. It sounds very pretty.

I had the best dinner tonight. I called a takeout order into the new PeiWei on Mendenhall and Evans picked it up on the way home. I had the Kung Pao Shrimp. So good. I guess this teenager driving thing has its benefits. His car locks have frozen twice, so I need to go to WalMart or AutoZone and buy one of those lock unfreezer things. I think they really exist and I'm not imagining them.

I can't believe it is 9:00 already and I haven't done a third of the things I hoped to. Well, there's tomorrow. My friend Sally P is having a Homemade Gourmet party in the morning, so I will go there and have coffee and pick up a few things to make. A girl I used to work with sold it and I liked everything I tried. I'm probably due to go to the grocery store again. I cannot keep the kid in milk. Do milkmen still exist? I wish I could have it piped in from the street. Well, that's enough rambling for now. Suddenly I'm very tired.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

MomsLeap Logo

Here's our working verson of our logo - a real collaboration between Lundy and me. We hope it represents our idea of moms (or just people for that matter) leaping over everyday obstacles, every day. We haven't even talked about whether or not to give her a name, so if you have any ideas, be sure to let me know. For now, she will be MemphisMom - the name of our soon-to-come website. My first draft had the lady leaping in the other direction and Lundy explained to me that it is more pleasing visually to Americans to leap in the other direction. She knows so much.

I'm doing my Saturday morning waffle making. Like everything, practice makes perfect, so here are my tips: Use half buttermilk and half regular milk in the mix (I just use Bisquick Heart Smart - no trans fat). Make the batter runny enough so it will spread over the whole griddle. I add frozen berries and that seems to make the batter thicker, so I usually have to add a little extra milk. Don't let them burn - it doesn't take long. Since I'm using a 20+ year old wedding-gift waffle maker, it might take more watching. Spray Pam on before each waffle, and butter them after (so much for Heart Smart). Let them cool on a rack if you don't want them to get soggy in the several hours that elapse before sleepy, hungry teenage boy appears. He likes them just fine soggy, though.

See the pale, sick looking waffle in the middle of the stack? That's the first one. I heard someone in a movie say, upon his girlfriend breaking up with him because he was her first boyfriend and she wanted more dating experience, "So I'm the first pancake!" I liked that line!

Just researched waffle irons (on Amazon - my favorite source for buying ANYTHING!) and found that all the new ones have some kind of ready indicator, so there you go - not to worry about burning the waffles.

Interestingly, you can get a new-fangled waffle iron for anywhere from $20 to $109. The deluxe ($109 model) is actually a Petite Flower Gravity WM (don't they all use gravity?) which makes 3" waffles in the shape of a daisy, rose or sunflower. Can't imagine making twice or three times as many tiny little waffles, but this would probably be fun if you have little kids. This one has not just an indicator light to tell you when the iron is hot, but a little chime plays when the waffles are done. Surprisingly, you can get several models of Cuisinart starting at $30.

Isn't technology great! Hey, don't I say that a lot? I need to add a side bar with TLAs (three letter acronyms) to the side of this blog so I can just say things like "ITG?"

If you haven't moved your computer to the kitchen, I highly recommend it. Since I got my laptop, I stay perched here in between switching out waffles, and generally not letting stuff burn in the oven or on the stove because I can't hear the timer/smell the smoke. I'm becoming more of a multi-tasker - but then, most of you are already light years ahead of me.

I hope your weekend's off to a good start!

Friday, February 8, 2008

Heart Shaped Pizza!

Isn't this cute? My good friend Sally P, told me about the Papa John's heart shaped pizzas. They are selling them from Feb. 11 through the 17th. You can order on-line in advance, just in case there's a huge demand on the 14th. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather stay home and munch on a heart shaped pizza than fight the restaurant crowds or eat candy. If I'm going to splurge on carbs, I'd much rather have pizza than candy. Let me know if you have any other fun Valentine's Day ideas.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Survivor is Back!


Not a minute too soon and Survivor is back. You must watch it just for Yau-Man, pictured here. He's quite an amazing person. He's the Chief Technology Officer for the College of Chemistry at the University of California, Berkeley, and just the sweetest, kindest, truest Survivor contestant ever. I'll go out on a limb and predict he will win this one. I think my favorite Survivor moment ever was in a previous season when the Survivors were trying to open a big wooden crate that was dropped from a plane onto their beach. All the big, brawny guys were slamming the crate with a huge sledgehammer, to no avail. Little Yau-Man walked up, lifted the crate, and dropped it on its corner onto a rock. The crate cracked open. He modestly explained that the corner is the weakest point of a box. Applied science.

On tonight's episode, he used a drop of water on his glasses to magnify the sun's rays to start a fire in the coconut husks. More applied science. I'd want to be on Yau-Man's team.

My worst Survivor moment was when Dreamz traded a promise of the immunity idol (if he won it) to Yau-Man for a truck Yau-Man had just won on the show. Dreamz won immunity and then went back on his word and kept the immunity idol, causing Yau-Man to be voted off, only because the remaining players knew they would never win a vote by the other survivors between themselves and Yau-Man.

One more thing. Aren't you glad Johnny Fairplay was voted off tonight? I just couldn't take much of his smarmy posturing. I guess his teammates couldn't either.

Maybe I should start a separate TV blog. As a matter of fact, I need to cut this short so I can go watch Celebrity Apprentice on DVR.

All the News...

Just watched the first five minutes of Inside Edition, and here's all you need to know:

Britney's Out (of the hospital)
Mitt Romney's Out (of the race)
Kirsten Dunst's In (rehab)

Poor Brit-Brit. She may be out of the hospital but she's not out of the woods. I'm glad her parents are taking charge and hope she'll be ok. I'm kind of sick over all the paparazzi swarming around her (including helicopters) - they compared it to the O.J. Simpson car chase. Leave Britney Alone!!!

Of course, I suppose I'm guilty, too, for blogging about her and watching all the celebrity gossip trash on tv.

William Tell Overture for Moms

I promise you will laugh so hard at this. In 3 minutes and 15 seconds, you will hear everything you've ever said to your kids, from toddler to teenager! It's been around a while, but it's worth playing again. The performer is Anita Renfroe and she's a Christian comedienne. She's hilarious. I watched another video from her website, www.anitarenfroe.com and gathered this gem: If weight-bearing exercise prevents osteoporosis, we big girls ought to be protected just by walking around! Isn't that the silver lining? Love it.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

House M.D.


For anyone else out there who's a fan of House and missed it last night from all the weather reporting, it'll be on after the 9:00 Fox 13 news tonight. It's a new episode - a rare thing with the dreadful writer's strike. I love Hugh Laurie's character - he is so funny in a very clever, sarcastic way. Did you know he's a Brit? Every once in a while he slips and you can hear his accent in a word or two. I read that Hollywood is using more Brits and Aussies because they will work for less. Isn't that a reflection of the global markets? Anyone had trouble understanding a foreign accent when calling tech support? They should give you three options at the beginning of the phone tree - push one for English, dos por Espanol, and thrayee for Suuuthern! Because the automated attendant (robot?) DOES NOT understand Southern! Lundy said she was having to scream NO over and over to on the phone in the library at the Village of Germantown today when she was trying to get her airline reservations straightened out. She said HELL NO! didn't help.

Am I the only one going through tv withdrawal and reality tv overload? It is like junk food for the mind and I'm powerless over it. I won't begin to confess the stupid shows I've watched. If you just watch The Soup on E! Entertainment, you'll see everything you need to see from the whole week in just 22 minutes (if you DVR or Tivo it). It is the only show that makes me laugh out loud. Joel McHale is hilarious and he does a great job of pointing out just how ludicrous this stuff is.

Stampin' Up + Entrepreneurial Friends


I went to a SuperBowl Scrapbooking Party at Archiver's Sunday and ran into Juli Bowen, my former Archiver's co-worker and fellow scrapbook fanatic. She said she reads my blog, so I thought I'd feature her here! She is SO creative. Maybe she'll let me feature some of her layouts or cards here soon. Well, if you're interested in hosting a Stampin' Up party or ordering some of their products, check her link at: http://www.stampinup.net/esuite/home/stampwithjuli/ They have great cardmaking supplies in addition to scrapbooking stuff. She does a pre-teen cardmaking class - wouldn't that be a great Tween Birthday Party! If she can work Hannah Montana in, it would be a huge success - maybe you could charge admission!!

I seem to find myself surrounded by entrepreneurial people lately. I'm thinking of Juli as well as my friend Julia E. (beading), Angela L. (diaper cakes), Kim M. (Sweet Celebrations - beautiful cakes), and of course, the fabulous Lundy - web guru and my partner in the soon to come women's resource website (to be called MemphisMom.com).

For my crafty friends who are interested in selling some of their creations, take a look at Etsy.com (see link to the left). It's an alternative to eBay. You pay a small fee per listing and another fee when it sells. No baby-sitting auctions. It's geared to handmade items. It's a great place to find the going rate for your wares.

Let me know if you have any other tips or resources you'd like to share.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Drat the Cat! - part II

Subtitle - Sleepus Interruptus

I had a rude awakening early this morning (before 6:00!) by the sound of the bedroom closet doors bumping together, plus loud meows. I was in the middle of major REM sleep. Turns out Lisa, the offending cat, got into Mack's closet when he while he was getting his clothes out. She's very nimble to be so obese (the vet's word). Of course, she changed her mind about being in the closet and began her very loud closet-break attempt. I beckoned Mack from the kitchen and asked him to sit on the bed and just listen. I think he wondered about my sanity in the minute or so it took her to resume the meowing and bumping. He apologized and let her out and I was able to go back to sleep. Regardless, I have a headache and a very late start to my day.

On a side note, regarding feline obesity, here's what happened on our last visit to the vet. He told me that she needed her food restricted or she would be at risk for diabetes and in this event, I'd be forced to give her injections. Right. Has anyone out there had to give a cat injections? I've been extremely unsuccessful in the past in giving her pills and brushing her teeth. I tried the tooth brushing after being told by said vet that she would develop heart disease from the plaque on her teeth. Didn't work. Do good pet owners brush their pets' teeth? Since I'm going public with my pet owner (Mistress?) failings, I run the risk that the ASPCA will come and take our cats away for not brushing their teeth and putting them on a diet. Seriously, it's not the worst thing that could happen. Feel free to report me. I should add their link here to make it a little easier for you.

As for the shots, I'm afraid if the insulin injection issue comes up, there will only be one shot involved and that will be the goodnight shot the vet administers. I'll hold her and sing a lullaby and we will miss her, but she's had a nice, long, comfy life. I have a feeling that if it were a dog, I'd feel differently, but then dogs are so compliant.

Better get busy now - I've got to hurry and get busy to make up for my late start this morning...

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Drat the Cat!

For some time, I've been in a dilemma about our cats and the allergy I seem to have developed. The other day I took some Claritin I had sitting around, and voila, I'm breathing much better, and no more itchy eyes or sneezing. The picture is of Lisa Marie, our older cat. She's very sweet but has a bad habit of bumping our heads at night. If we close the door in the hall to our bedrooms, she cries and that wakes me up. The head-bumping is intermittant, but not the crying. We go back and forth on how to handle this.

She's taken to slipping outside again. She used to do this frequently when she was younger. She's very clever and waits until you're bringing groceries in. The few times she's done it lately, it's been cold and/or rainy, so she didn't stay long. Evans is the only one who can catch her. Oddly enough, our other cat, Mia Hamm, doesn't ever try to go outside, in fact, has hated it on the few occasions we've taken her out. We figure that's because she started life as an outdoor kitty and wound up at the Humane Society shelter due to an injury, so she knows what a cold, cruel world it is out there.

On a sad note, Lundy's daddy died last night. He had suffered with severe Alzheimer's for some time, so they lost him long ago, and are at peace with it. Still, pray for Lundy and her family, if you will.

Really Great Household Tips

Good friend Suzanne sent me the following list. I think it has some really great ideas. I know it's long - I've put my favorites and my commentary in bold.

Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.

Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!

Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.

Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the
grease away from the meat while cooking.

To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. I've used a little Miracle Whip - it makes the scrambled eggs less crumbly and adds a little tang - Tabasco's good, too.

For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in
double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful
minty frosting. Yum!

Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic. I know this is true.

Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simple chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yum, again!

1. Reheat Pizza - Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

2. Easy Deviled Eggs - Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.

3. Expanding Frosting - When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar
and calories per serving.


4. Reheating refrigerated bread - To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.

5. Newspaper weeds away - Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening
plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.

6. Broken Glass - Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.

7. No More Mosquitoes - Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away. This one has never worked for me.

8. Squirrel Away! - To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it. If you shot the squirrels and cooked them with dumplings (people in the south really do this), would it add a cajun flavor?


9. Flexible vacuum - To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.


10. Reducing Static Cling - Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and -- ta da! -- static
is gone.

11. Measuring Cups - Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.

12. Foggy Windshield? - Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!

13. Reopening envelope - If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside , just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.

14. Conditioner - Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair...

15. Goodbye Fruit Flies - To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

16. Get Rid of Ants - Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it "home," can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!